Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Denise Esser's Top Ten

Top Ten English Signs Found in Asia

Honorable Mention:









(The Chinese are notorious for knocking off. Wal-Mart, beware.)


10.













(If water is potable, does that mean that you can put it in pots only?)

9.










(Better than being against time)

8.




















(Gotta love that pure cashmere, only a couple hundred yuen (or $10 CAD))

7.




















(Watching your step isn't good enough; picking your step is much better.)

6.















(Damn, I hate it when I can't retrieve relics because they're just too far out of reach.)

5.















(I never did find a pearl adornment in that market.)

4.







(What a great deal- those "pure" pearls with such fortune were only a few cents.)


3.















(Too bad that the Barbie doll I brought had to stay in my purse while I climed the structure.)

2.























(Found at a local market- Read the yellow strip at the bottom.)

And the number one sign found in Asia:

1.









(You send you child to my skool and I teach him very good enghlish.)

19 comments:

Chris said...

Ahhh, finally I am the first to post. To think I actually beat Janet or Deb to posting. It warms the chockles of my heart and brings hope to an already sunny day. LOL Dom and I once visited several of these sites. We always liked visiting Wu Mart.....the place you want to go when you want to "Wu" your significant other. Of course I didn't have a sigo at the time so it was just fun to look at all the 'wuing' material. And yes, I have tried to go against time, and well, let's just say I ended up with a busted nose. P.S. See you tonight Dom.

George Esser said...

Well, I must say that they didn't make me laugh like the menu ones did. But very cute and comical nonetheless. It sure shows how difficult translation can be and for those of you who do know more than one language, you would totally know what I mean. For example, how do you really translate the word "gezellig" without taking away some of the meaning of it. You just can't. But I still don't know how food has anything to do with "old adopted mother". I wish I had been with you at your table, 'cause I love to laugh to the point at which I can't stop and the tears start rolling down my face. Somehow a good laugh like that does me good and I would love to be able to do that at least once a day. Maybe I need to move in with you Rob. After all, your jokes are soooo funny!

George Esser said...

Oh, I forgot to ask. Chris, did you actually get up extra early just to beat us to the blog. I AM impressed, since I thought you were not a morning person. And what's with this "see you tonight Dom" thing. I'm getting a little worried about you. First you ask a chick out who's bi and now.....
Hmmm.

Chris said...

Okay, just to clear this up for the blog. I asked a 'woman' out not knowing she was bi until her friends told me the next day. So for all intents and purposes I thought she was straight. Dom however keeps insisting I drink more Scope, so I have my suspicions about him.

Chris said...

P.S. I was only up early because I had to work.

Geoffy of the Pants said...

Noodles has a bi chick? Sweet!! By the way Densie, potable water means drinkable. Who is Dom?

Denise Esser said...

Interesting. I thought I saw other signs where it said "portable" water, and this one was just missing the "r". You learn something new every day.

Rob & Debb said...

Good Day Everyone,

Sorry I am so late today. I actually had to buckle down and do some house hold chores etc. as I spent most of the day yesterday composing.
I find it interesting how most of the comments seem to now be to each other and not even to Denise, Lynae, Meaghan and Kevin. Maybe we should all just turn off our computers and go out for beer and wings to catch up.

I agree with your mom Denise. I am not going to know what to do with all my time when you get home. I look forward to reading your blogs so much.

Janet you can come and visit any time you want to listen to Robs jokes. But trust me after listening to him for awhile he is no longer funny but just kind of bothersome. Therefore you may not want to move in and make it permanent.

George Esser said...

Deb, you should be sorry. There is absolutely NO excuse for getting to the blog late. Totally unexceptable. And thanks for the invite to move in with you. I think that I would continue to find Rob funny and I'd never get sick of his jokes.
And Geoffry of the pants, if you had been keeping up on the blogs, you would know a little about who DOM might be.
And Deb, you have a good idea that maybe we should all go out and catch up.
Denise, you started something with this blog thing. It's been fun.
Denise, when you come home, you may be able to go for a spin on your motorbike. It's been so mild that you wouldn't be the only one. We are supposed to get into the teens possibly within the next few days.

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